Still Waiting For the Surgeon

yes, it's true that the bags on this blogspot are all sold.

And I would have fifty more to post, but unfortunately I have not been contacted by the doner group with any information about arm transplants. With an additional four to fourteen pairs of arms, hands, and fingers, I could boost my production considerably. Do we have any advocates for this delay?

Additionally, there seems to be an issue with coffee beans. They remain truly delicious crunchy or cooked, but their effects seem to wear off daily by as early as nightfall. This causes a loss of six to eight hours per twenty-four hour time frame. Makes one cynically doubtful of today's standards for food quality.

I am happy to report, that even with these highly discouraging roadblocks, the production team has I have managed to put together seven delicious specimins since the madness of Tuesday, May 27. That means there are only a few to go until we can have ourselves a quick snack of bag-licious-ness.

I remain at your service, but sorely compromised by the limits of human biology;
Re-joyce