Definately zero, zilch, nada bags today.
We're having a mini crisis here on the Hindenberg, and throwing a match at the place has crossed my mind a half million times or more. Except that it would have to include my children and their heads and the little parasite bastard lice that have taken up residence there.
If you do not have children of your own, and if you have never had the pleasure of dealing with this nightmare, then I am here to enlighten you.
We are not dirty, or slothful, or frightening. Any bags that have been in this house are not colonized.
And guess what?
It could happen to you!
mwah, ha, ha. I wish it were halloween, because then this nightmare would seem more appropriate.