And I would have fifty more to post, but unfortunately I have not been contacted by the doner group with any information about arm transplants. With an additional four to fourteen pairs of arms, hands, and fingers, I could boost my production considerably. Do we have any advocates for this delay?
Additionally, there seems to be an issue with coffee beans. They remain truly delicious crunchy or cooked, but their effects seem to wear off daily by as early as nightfall. This causes a loss of six to eight hours per twenty-four hour time frame. Makes one cynically doubtful of today's standards for food quality.
I am happy to report, that even with these highly discouraging roadblocks,
I remain at your service, but sorely compromised by the limits of human biology;